Wednesday, September 14, 2016

Mo would like an easy job please!

It's been a while since I have blogged. I seem to be running out of topics and also I am not sure what you like to read about since you hardly ever comment. Anyway today I just have to share these gems with you, these jewels that Mo left me with before he went back to school in England. Like I have said a million times before, I am perpetually amazed by the beautiful minds that our children have, so innocent, so unique. So here goes:

Gem # 1

Me: Mo do you want to get married in future?
Mo: Maybe...(after some thought) yes.
Me: But you don't really talk to any of the girls in school so then how will you talk to your wife?
Mo: Well I will need a supervisor to help me communicate and teach me how to talk to my wife.
Me: Ummm okaaay...we'll see what we can do.

Gem # 2

Mo: When I was young, I used to think God was cruel.
Me: Why?
Mo: Because he gave me difficulties.
Me: But Mo he gave you so many strengths as well.
Mo: Yea. But I am over that part of my life.
Me: Which part?
Mo: I have grown out of autism; I am not autistic anymore.
Me: But there is nothing wrong with ... (cut off by Mo abruptly)
Mo: I said I am not, so I am not... OKAY!

Gem # 3

Mo: Mama when I come back to Singapore I want to do a job, an easy job (repeat x10)
Me: Okay Mo we will find you an easy job
Mo: But what if I can't do it? What if i get kicked out? I am stressed!  (repeat x10 agitated x100)
Me: Mo we will figure out something...
Mo: Noooooo you want me to be a couch potato and beg my brothers for money....I want a job BUT I DON'T WANT IT TO BE HARD!

Dear Singapore,

Mo is coming back to you next year. You better have an EASY job ready for him AND a wife with a supervisor in tow!

Sincerely,

Mo's mom.






1 comment:

  1. Good one Mo! I'm with you on that one. Jobs should always be easy. They seem easierthough if you like what you are doing. Good luck with finding something you enjoy. xx

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